If I had known that KJOs actually read my personal bio from time to time-- (WHY are these people so obsessed with me?) --I would've been updating it
1. Clipped toe nails (oh no, this isn't a SIN is it??);
2. put straws up my nose and said "Look at me, look at me, I am a walrus!"
3. Got hair cut last week, because even "heretick's" hair gets too long.
4. Accidentally caught a glimpse of a (*gasp*) secular t.v. show while flipping around dial to watch Christian preaching. Please don't tell me that I will
go to hell for this!